Guys r like stamp paper,
jitne bhi lagao kum hai.

Specially dedicated to boys:
A kiss is like a stamp,
Once u stamp a gal,
she wouldn't go anywhere else.

I will give you one kiss to go to sleep.
I give you two kisses to dream.
I give you an endless row of kisses to,
when you wake up in the morning, think of me.

A kiss is an inquiry in the upper Floor about vacancy in the lower floor.

I'm a kisser, i kiss people for money
I'm a kisser, i kiss people for money, but you are my friend
I ll KISS YOU FOR FREE.

Dear customer! your kiss balance is getting low!!
Please get somebody and recharge ur balance now!
u have 2 free kiss, and 3minutes hug will be expired on 1st January 2012